Foot fetish

When u are extremely excited when someone sends u toe pics. And every time u see toes u freak out. All u want are toes. U want toesss. I think I have a foot fetish
I have a foot fetish
by I have a foot fetish June 25, 2019
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Foot Bricks

Square-toe shoes. These shoes have been terrorizing menswear for years and are the worst style of footwear out there. Square-toe shoes are never, ever flattering to any man or any of his outfits. Literally any other shoe is better.
We all know a misguided guy who unabashedly rocks these leather foot bricks and stomps the sidewalk with fervor.
by Florence G July 12, 2018
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Dutchman's foot

A man's private parts, as Dutch men are meant to have big, long feet.
Big feet, big dick etc.
"WOW! that guys dick was like a Dutchman's foot!"

For full effect, use in conjunction with clog, and floshed.

EG: "My Dutchman's foot was such a good fit for her clog, she got proper floshed".
by dnb soldier June 02, 2010
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glue foot

A lazy person. Very old slang. Generally out of use.
"He might seem like he's working hard but he's really a glue foot."
by Clancey Lufkin May 04, 2006
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foot flush

The act of using your foot (hopefully while wearing shoes) to flush a toilet. A common practice in places with grimy bathrooms, especially gas stations.
Man, that bathroom was so gross, I foot flushed so I wouldn't have to touch anything with my hands!
by Fungicide January 03, 2010
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talking foot

A foot that talks, walks, and does everything like a regular human. The only difference is that it has a foot body
someone: I CAN SEE A TALKING FOOT
Me: OMG IT LITERALLY TALKS AND WALKS!
someone: LIKE US!
Me: let's make friends
someone: not right now I'm hungry
by emodepressed May 03, 2020
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Foot girl

A female prostitute that engages in foot fetishes with John’s.
That foot girl let me buy on her freshly painted toe nails.
by QuackQuacks December 23, 2018
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