Fardis

Someone who is very cheap, and likes men.

Can you buy me a chocolate?..... na i cant im fardis

by dude9929 August 2, 2011

Ford

the mostfucked up car company that sucks ass and can even stay running for ten seconds

by ej still June 24, 2003

FORD

fix or repair daily
also: found on road dead

look at that inbred driving that piece of crap ford

by heavy_a December 18, 2002

ford

Quite possibly the stupidest corporation in the country. Their company is dying right in front of them and what do they do?

MAKE A BIGGER SUV!!!

see: Ford Expedition EL

For future reference, Ford stock (NYSE: F) is at $8.00 per share at the time of this definition.

Ford sucks, buy a Chevy.

by kevin21boston November 3, 2006

FORD

a synonym used to describe something that looks good in the parking lot, but doesn't run.

Man, that ford looks so nice parked in the driveway. Too bad the darn thing won't turn over...

by VTGForever May 12, 2003

FORD

A River crossing when a bridge is not appropriate

I cant be arsed to make a bridge so i'll make a ford....

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

foadab

A lovely acronym. Fuck Off And Die And Burn, can be extended further with questionable value to FOADABIH, which makes a sound similar to a baby spitting up or "throw da beer".

Guy 1: Hey dude, I fucked your mom last night.

Guy 2: Sigh. FOADAB. Wait, FOADABIH.

Guy 1: You ok?

by AliBarFarBarHar June 2, 2008