Fred Flintstone

To date two or more girls simultaneously. This refers to the 1/19/62 Flintstones episode #44 "The Entertainer" when Fred has to manage two dates at the same club when Wilma unexpectedly shows up. Of course, he had the help of Barney to distract them as he switches between girls (this will not always be your case). Even though he was ultimately unsuccessful, the expression remains.

Man, I forgot about Caroline and invited Audrey out too... I can't cancel now, I'll have to pull a Fred Flintstone.

by FredFlintstone January 13, 2009

fitspiration

Seeing an awesomely gorgeous very hot or hench girl or guy and then subsequently wanting to tighten your game and ass up

OMG, have you seen Ciara's dance moves? That girl has seriuosly given me some fitspiration

by cherimaya May 9, 2013

flipside

Under the influence of a Psychedelic substance

LSD, Mescaline, DMT, MJ etc...
*doug drops LSD on tounge*
Doug: "see you on the flipside"
30 mins later...
Doug: "so this is the flipside?!, WOW!!"

by Dark D September 4, 2007

When He Flirts, He Hurts

When a man flirts with a woman, and he unintentionally harms her in any way in the act of trying to bond with her. His friends describe him/his actions with the statement: when he flirts, he hurts.

1: Dude, do you know that kid Kyle?
2: Yeah, he was flirting with that chick last night.
1: Did you see what he was doing though?
2: Yeah, when he flirts, he hurts...

by THELAXBRO27 March 8, 2011

flies

n. Two or more pant zippers.

Plural form of "fly"

Asian girl said, "Hey, let's have clothes-on sex!"
Digitus replied, "Alright!"
They unzipped their flies, Digitus' joystick slowly entered the Asian girl's pussy and started having stand-up sex.
Digitus said, "You're tight!"
The Asian girl moaned, "And you're doing me good!"
As they had raging sex, they heard someone coming towards them.
Digitus said, "Shit! Someone's coming!"
The Asian girl replied, "Thank god for flies!"
They zipped up their flies as the janitor came in. He said, "Why are you sweaty?"
The Asian girl replied, "It's the crappy air-conditioners."
The janitor said, "Yeah, I've gotta go something about that.."
The Asian girl and Digitus left the room.
Digitus whispered to the Asian girl, "Thank god for flies indeed."
The Asian girl laughed as they ran away.

by Digitus September 5, 2005

flimsy

A word defining a person who has had too much alcohol or is experiencing the effects of alcohol. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, drunkened, loose, tipsy, well-done, trashed, jagged up, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated, laced, (etc.)

Tonight, we're going to drink some beers and get flimsy

by Santar April 13, 2007

If the shoe fits, wear it

When someone is being indirectly criticized or called out, "to whom it may concern".

Announcement: It has come to our attention that certain individuals have been browsing pornographic content using the business wi-fi, we needn't remind you that such behavior is prohibited.

John: Damn, I forgot to close out that Incognito web page before using the public wi-fi. "If the shoe fits, wear it", huh? I'm just glad they didn't call me out specifically lol.

by Zero Regrets October 5, 2018