flap cheese

noun. A thick, cheese like, sebaceous sediment that gathers in the deep unwashed crevice found between the folds of an obese person's skin.

When are we going to make "Pick a Fold volume 8"? My Johnson-rod craves flap cheese.

by Harold Chimkowski August 30, 2006

chin flap

n. useless talk, chitter-chatter, empty words, hot air.

Don't listen to him. It's always the same old chin flap.

by OpArt May 09, 2006

Mud Flaps

Another word for boobs.

Nobody calls them that, except for the mentally insane.

Daniel: Boobs are too funny, tits are too agressive, breasts are too formal, mommy milkers are too overused, melons sound weird, Mud flaps are wait who even calls them that-

A Coomer: Me, I call them that.

Daniel: What the fuck.

by atiredloser July 13, 2021

The Flap

A condition where a girl has a pussy so loose you can fit a damn watermelon in it. It also usually smells of dead fish and generally has lips that sag out of her pants.

George: Dude I totally banged Megan last night!
Ryan: Wtf dude she has the flap!

by BDJ8961 January 10, 2013

flap jacked

To fart or flatulate on a person's leg.

My boyfriend flap jacked me, and it smelled terrible.

by A. Hermann February 07, 2007

twat flap

The flap of a woman's vagina. A derogatory word to call somebody who is pissing you off.

"Shut your fucking mouth, you stupid twat flap!"

by Kizzle82 May 12, 2007

Flap Trap

When you go to the store, and see several people, but you can’t escape talking to them and get stuck talking for a long period.

Dad, don’t get caught in the Flap Trap.

by Humble Goose November 27, 2018