Filtered

A woman that has been screwed so many times, that it wouldn't gain you any respect or self-dignity to have sexual intercourse with her. Hence the word "tap". She is liked tapped water.So in that case, she has been filtered.

"Dude! Don't do it with Ashley. She's been filtered!"

by SierraWithoutTheMist April 20, 2009

Filtered

Substitute word for something sexual when you're telling your sister about a dream the night before and you catch yourself.

"He filtered inside my jeans this morning"
"You were NOT filtering inside my jeans!"

by emx1 November 11, 2011

bozo filter

A mythical device which would, in theory, be able to identify fools and prevent them from calling/annoying/talking to you. Impossible to implement because fools are so ingenious.

Man that guy is such an idiot. I wish I had a bozo filter.

by pur1337 October 8, 2003

syphon filter

1. Descriptive Noun. Used to describe a videogame that just keeps coming out in order to make people stop buying games in an overcrowded genre.
2. Diet Splinter Cell

Who the fuck is Gabe Logan? I thought his name was Sam Fischer...
or...
Another WWII game? How many times can one storm Normandy Beach?

by Uh oh! Spaggetti-O's June 4, 2005

filler chat

The little two-word chat that you initiate with someone while waiting for other interesting people to reply (or a video to finish loading) and which you don't bother going back to as soon as the interesting windows start showing some action - Usually caused by restless scrolling through one's contact list during the wait

Marc: Wassup?
Jenny: Hey where have ya been?! I had SO much to tell ya!
*Long Gap with no reply*
Jenny: Did you just filler chat me?!

by Rroarr November 2, 2009

sock fillers

saggy ass titties that could completely fill a knee-high tube sock...it was originated in africa when poor black ladies were unable to purchase a real bra....they ended up using socks and powerade bottles

"dat grr wit dem saggy black tah-tahs gots sock fillers up in dat latino burrito"

by hairybungholeladygagajizzstain January 8, 2010

filler up

Another way of telling the gas station pumper to eat a fat one.

Gas Station Pumper: Ay, buddy, what you like?
Driver: Stuff it up your turban, bitch!
Gas Station Pumper: Huh? I can't hear you.
Driver: I said, "Filler up!!"

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006