bitch filter

The act of being one's filter for bitch-ness: taking the blunt of all of a person's (although not refrained to, see bitch) bitchy personality or "venting" so that they can become a normal person for someone they do not wish to be a bitch to.

I'm sick of being your goddamned bitch filter Jordan, you only do this so that you feel better about yourself for not being an enormous bitch to your actual boyfriend.

by Eric The Great Red July 6, 2010

cum festerer

a person who produces rancid jizz.

oh my god Kelly, i was sucking Ryans helm the other day and he jaffed up in my mouth, what a cum festerer!! he tasted rotten!!

by smitey August 2, 2011

feldergarb

Means nonsense, garbage, or rubbish. Used in the rural southern US and Kentucky.

That's a load of feldergarb!

by K G November 17, 2006

Filtered

When something(person, situation, story) is essentially made to, or even edited to seem not as bad as it is. Extremely similar to being fake.

She was so filtered, she acted like it wasn't that big of a deal to see her ex when he still clearly wants to be with her and then lied about it.

by Hannigramn January 2, 2017

Filterhead

A cheap fucker who wears a Yamaka.

That filterhead gave me a 2% tip.

by Sean Conner November 5, 2003

Filtered

A woman that has been screwed so many times, that it wouldn't gain you any respect or self-dignity to have sexual intercourse with her. Hence the word "tap". She is liked tapped water.So in that case, she has been filtered.

"Dude! Don't do it with Ashley. She's been filtered!"

by SierraWithoutTheMist April 20, 2009

Filtered

Substitute word for something sexual when you're telling your sister about a dream the night before and you catch yourself.

"He filtered inside my jeans this morning"
"You were NOT filtering inside my jeans!"

by emx1 November 11, 2011