Father roulette

You and all of your friends get together with a girl, jerk off into a cup, and then use a turkey baster to insert the cum in her vagina

You coming to the party? We are gonna play father roulette!

by Doctor puss slayer March 11, 2021

Father Harlan

Father Harlan is a very holy person. Father Harlan is someone who will always follow the gospel and will never do anything wrong.

Father Harlan gets so scared when people drink alcohol around him.

Father Harlan and Laura are saving sex for marriage.

by Jack Bacoulis June 16, 2021

Father Complex

Boys who are protective and controlling over their girlfriend. They like to feel dominant while taking care of their gf. Perfect for girls with daddy issues

He has a father complex when he dates girls

by Joeateouturnan July 15, 2021

Father Bandles

Smol

Father Bandles is short as fuck.

by EXYPHRA July 25, 2021

Father

Something you don't have ✌😛

#fatherlessbehaviour

by I speak no lies August 22, 2021

Father

Something every shonen anime protagonist doesn't have. They may have the power of friendship, but they do not have a father.

Deku from BNHA doesn't have a father.

by glassistaken October 28, 2021

Father nature's tears

Perspiration from the perineum.

“Bro, I’ve got the gooch sweats so bad I’m dripping Father nature's tears through my shorts!”

by Spongebobeehsa November 23, 2021