peanut fairy

A whimsical pixie-like creature that flies around on most afternoons salting people's unsalted nuts. No one knows why or how the peanut fairies do what they do - most don't wish to know. Some consider it a blessing from the Gods themselves. Others find it to be a naughty, mischievous act. Either way, the peanut fairies are real and here to stay as they live exponentially longer than humans.

These peanuts were just harvested yesterday - how are they so salty already? Ouuuu that damn peanut fairy got me again!

by SmashtonKutcher June 4, 2015

Fairy dog

A tiny dog with wings that actually make them FLY. To create a fairy dog, get a piece of paper, write the dog's name, gender, age and breed and send it into the sky out if the window. Idk about you, but I believe in this stuff :/

Me: I just saw a fairy dog!
My friend: Oh yeah! I see it too!
Fairy dog: Weeeee!

by FairyDogs20 July 9, 2016

dildo fairy

A mythical Fairy that delivers dildos to deserving woman and men

Woke up and that bitch had a dildo under her Pillow. Bitch was visited by the dildo fairy

by mastodonPenis March 18, 2019

Internet fairy

A small pixie that hacks your internet a.k.a. Moms

Hey mom your such a internet fairy

by Aidenrulesdaworlddealwidit June 3, 2019

red fairy

A woman's menstrual cycle.

Dud, I'm not getting any this week, the red fairy is visiting my girl friend.

by jOHNNY c. lATELY September 16, 2017

fridge fairy

A person who takes stuff from someone else's fridge without asking

Mom: Where is the left-over lasagna?
Kid: It's my friend. He's a fridge fairy!

by Thid April 27, 2017

Fairy Sniffer

A term used in Holmen to describe the people who fart out loud, the people that like to pick there nose, wear weirdo clothes, and that are just weird people.

“Wow, you like to put fairy juice on your orange chicken?” “What a fairy sniffer”

by Thee sniffer December 18, 2019