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Turn my FaceBook the other way

The act of constantly ignoring a "friend" request on facebook or other social networking sites. It can also be used when ignoring various requests by existing friends to add applications, join groups, support causes, accept kisses, hugs, or penis tugs.
Cathy my high school 'girlfriend' keeps sending me friend requests, but I just turn my facebook the other way.

Will you stop sending me those 'support the polar bears' cause requests!! Jeez, you know I will only turn my facebook the other way.
by DoriMoose October 8, 2009
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Whole Wide Facebook

A 21st Century designation indicating massive magnitude. Whereas in the past one might utter the phrase 'whole wide world,' such phrasing now seems quaint, and has been usurped by its replacement, 'whole wide facebook.'
You're the bestest mom in the whole wide facebook!

You'll never find anyone else in the whole wide facebook as awesome as I am.
by Neologian-PJG December 10, 2012
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Facebook Bipolar

Facebook users who seem like cool peeps in person, but get hostile and obsessive while on Facebook. The "facebook mood swings" between mania and depression can be very abrupt.
Facebook Posts:

Rachael Ray: I am perfect. Everyone should be like me!

Lindsay Lohan: I'm pretty cool too!

Rachael Ray: NO! You aren't me. Everything I say is right. If you disagree with me you are wrong.

Rachael Ray:I will now post a recipe for the perfect life, mine. ;) Hope this pisses you off!

Lindsay Lohan: I think you are Facebook bipolar!

Rachael Ray: What? I had a *winking smiley face* you can't get mad if I put a smiley face!
by ghettomomsrus August 10, 2010
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Fabooty

Nonsense, Malarkey, Shenanigans, Outrageous, Silly.
by CalebTheGuitarist January 13, 2011
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Facebookeeping

-Catching up with your facebook after much time of neglect.

-Facebook+housekeeping
Bryne:Damn, I haven't written back to anyone's post on months
Melissa:Wow, you have some hardcore facebookeeping to do
by SourDough43 May 5, 2009
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FaceBomber

FaceBomber (feys bom-er) -noun One who makes random comments on their friend's Facebook pages, or those they don't actually know or remember but accepted them anyways, often after extremely long periods of time since you actually communicated directly with them but you forget because you read their posts in your feed everyday and you feel like you know them again. see also PhotoBomber
This guy is such a Facebomber, I haven't spoken to him since high school and he keeps making stupid comments on my wall.
by DanTheMan1970 July 28, 2009
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facebook

a new-age alternative to walking out of your house in your spongebob pyjamas and handing out photocopies of your password records and diary.
Grandma: "sent you a facebook friend request"
You: "oh, crap"
by bored2 February 5, 2010
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