Fiddle

A males penis. Used when discussing penises with with out using the word 'penis'.

Did you see the size of Drew's Fiddle? It was huge!

by Dianaisbananas January 17, 2008

Polish fiddle

A solo sex act in which a lady tittie-fucks herself with a dildo. (Orig. Only a Polish woman would be dumb enough to tittie fuck herself with a dildo. Also, the act of tittie-fucking oneself with a dildo would produce a motion much like bowing a violin).

Susie Woznoski: "My god- my neck is so sore."
Dana: "Why?"
Susie Woznoski: "I tried the Polish fiddle last night. I did it for hours and never came." :(

by bobby771 September 25, 2009

fiddler on the roof

When you sit naked on your sexual partner's head, placing your testicles on their forehead and have your partner jerk you off.

Last night, I made my girlfriend play fiddler on the roof, she was not pleased, and now we aren't talking.

by TeirGas February 12, 2008

fiddlesticks

1) Sticks, or branch-like objects that are left in careless places, just awaiting a small child to pick them up and give them a good fiddling with.

2) A Voilin Bow (pl)

1) "Oh Crikey! Jepetto has found my fiddlesticks!"

2) "All my fiddlesticks are made of cat gut I'm afraid"

by zippy January 5, 2005

fiddlestick

a brothel, a place of ill repute

Hey, let's go to fiddlesticks and get laid guys!

by virginiarambler October 22, 2010

Foddled

To mean that you twisted your words and you can't make any meaning about what you literally just said

Me: I'm shook, Like i am shook af cu eh... I'm Foddled
Fergus: Stfu you sound dumb, Foddled aint a word... JK it is yah! Phnya Gugidup

by PhatPhnya September 11, 2018

Fadder

A peculiar species of homo sapien that behaves predominantly, though destitute when isolated. Have been spotted abusing minors in public.

Common area of habitat - Sweden 🇸🇪
Average IQ - 100+ 🧠
Kindness - Immense 😍

Björn Grylls: *in British* "Caeeful! Look ehead... A wiild pack of fadders abusing kids. For sum reesn the kids aren't protestin' . A real raare find here in the cold north."

by therealXNH August 24, 2019