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shamil factor

It’s the satanic force of extreme time pressures and unrealistic deadlines which is a part of most non-govt jobs. It’s impact is most observable in professionals working in the accounting and finance fields. It is known to cause chronic stress, anxiety, heart attacks and even cancer!
Sally is currently stressed due to the impact of the Shamil factor due to the workload as a result of the financial year end coming up!
by UniqueInnovator June 19, 2022
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Bob Factor

Losing in life. No matter what the subject or how much of a sure thing you think it is you loose. A curse or hex.
I bet on Atlanta to win the Super Bowl and got Bob Factored.
by Glow worm May 11, 2017
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pity factor

when a male becomes diseased or bodily injured and attempts to use these disabilities to get personnal gain and/or pleasure from the opposit sex.
dude tim totally got the pity factor at last nights party with that broken neck!
by michael and nate November 7, 2007
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Puss Factor

a factor that is worth saying puss
by SYS-35 January 3, 2009
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Love factor

The 2-4 point jump on the 1-10 attractiveness scale your partner gets when you've fallen for them. You know you're in love when all the sudden your partner has gone from a solid 7 to a 9.
Guy 1 : " Dude, I think I'm in love."
Guy 2 : " Why?"
Guy 1 : " I used to think my girlfriend was a solid 7, now when I look at her she's a 9!"

Guy 2 : " Yeah she's got you with that love factor, man.
by A lightswitch January 8, 2017
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splash factor

The name of the scale that rates the chances of being struck by your own piss when using a particular urinal. Especially true for oddly shaped/positioned urinals.
"Dude, the urinals here are 4 feet off the ground damn ground, I had to back a bit and on my toes to avoid the splash factor."

"Damn it, now I need to wash my pants, that fucking toilet has to be splash factor 9!"
by ninety99nine October 21, 2011
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jeb factor

To experience extreme latency and errors in your computer system to a point that it defeats the point of computer automation.
I cannot seem to make an offers to my customer using my Siebel system as it is experiencing the jeb factor.
by abukay October 11, 2014
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