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Earth Jerk

When a girl digs a hole and you lay down in it. She then covers you until only your erect penis is sticking out of the ground and starts to jerk you off.
I was so drunk last night I let a girl give me a earth jerk 2 feet under.
by jerksmcgee June 8, 2011
mugGet the Earth Jerkmug.

Earth Dragon

1. A Chinese horoscope sign.

2. Nickname to a certain LOOSER / HOT CHICK.
by Remula February 25, 2004
mugGet the Earth Dragonmug.

Earth Mother

When your best friend is far too immoral, criminal, insane, and overal lesbianish to be allowed to be a god mother, therefore you give them the title of earth mother to make them feel important.
"Amanda I don't know if you can be a god mother to my children, you are kinda weird."

"Well then Heidi I think I should be their...EARTH MOTHER!!"
by NationalAAHday October 27, 2011
mugGet the Earth Mothermug.
A phrase used for when a player is terraforming a piece of land in the game Minecraft, often by the use of the modification VoxelSniper set to the /b e smooth option.
Player 1 is using VoxelSniper to make a land mass match the standard world generation of Minecraft.

Player 2: Wow. Watching you fly around and whack the earth into perfection is maybe the best thing ever.
by SwedishBrony July 30, 2012
mugGet the Whack the earth into perfectionmug.

Scorched Earth Bitch

When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.
O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.
by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020
mugGet the Scorched Earth Bitchmug.
A term that describes mass terraforming in the game Minecraft. Coined by Jesse Cox on the Youtube Show RPGMakers Vol.2
"This is amazing, just watching you fly around and Wack the Earth into Perfection" - Jesse Cox
by MightyMortalRyback July 29, 2012
mugGet the Wack the earth into perfectionmug.

The Tallest Man on Earth

Is the moniker of Swedish folk singer/songwriter Kristian Matsson. The Tallest Man on Earth is awesome. He claims to have been born in Sweden but is likely to have been born on whatever planet Bob Dylan and Nick Drake hailed from.

As of 2010 he has 2 full length albums and 2 EPs.
What is the best song ever?

King of Spain by the Tallest Man on Earth
by Someone who is pretty tall November 18, 2010
mugGet the The Tallest Man on Earthmug.

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