corn father

you have a lot of kids lol

you are a fucking corn father lmfao

by cornfather October 19, 2020

Father’s Day

The one day a year the father is actually honored by his family and given a 24 hour pass to relax and not dole out money to his ungrateful kids or spend his entire weekend with a list of chores from his wife.

“Honey, I need you to clean out the garage after you mow the lawn. Oh wait, it’s Father’s Day, isn’t it? You can do those chores next weekend along with other ones I’ll have added to your list.

by Grant Rampus June 20, 2021

Fathering Juice

Male ejaculate.

Oh no, I've released my fathering juice preemptively.

by nihlismrules December 9, 2011

father-encloser

A "politically-correct" alternative to motherfucker, apparently for use to refer to women. The reference is to "enclosing" dick in fanny.

Actually, for a PC term, I think it's actually quite cool. c.f. father-engulfer.

George W Bush is a motherfucker, and Condaleeza Rice is a father-encloser.

Shut up, you stupid cock-sucking father-encloser!

by Andy April 27, 2004

founding fathers

A group of kids from Fremont, that organize parties

hey bud, you goin to the founding fathers party this weekend?

by jimmayd November 27, 2007

fathers boyfriend

pauls dad is your dads boyfriend and they fucked eachother in the ass they made u!

pauls dad and your dad fucked again last night your fathers boyfriend made you a brother









haha paul From: Chris C.

by stumpy justin April 16, 2005

father whitton

A person in a position of management who makes advances at his employees children. Appears to be friendly only to strike when least expected.

The boss just went Father Whitton on my son.

by LB the GM January 19, 2010