fartinnitus

When someone thinks they heard someone fart, but nobody did.

I think he has fartinnitus, since he's giving me dirty looks.

by Dorkster January 22, 2018

Farmington

Where all the kids vape and smoke

Yo we bout to be lit up in dis bitch its farmington

by Hey oooo i vape October 18, 2019

Sphincter Farming

When someone farts repeatedly, usually to annoy their coworkers or classmates.

"Oh my God, what is that smell?"
"That new guy in Sales has been sphincter farming all morning."
"Man, he must really hate the boss, huh?"

by The word-eating crocodile December 9, 2009

lawsuit farming

1. Engaging in inflammatory or offensive behaviour, to provoke a reaction from a person or persons, that will allow you to sue them.

2. Provoking lawsuits as a method of fundraising.

Man, those Westboro Baptist Church assholes are coming to town. Let's get some rocks to pelt them with.

No, dude that's what they want. They're lawsuit farming. If someone gets injured they'll take you to court.

by Sean McClydesdale February 25, 2013

dick farming

When a girl goes clubbing and gets guys numbers for the purpose of having sex with them later (farm the numbers and pick them later)

Girl 1: hey he is attractive, add his number to the dick farm
Girl 2: this will be my tenth one tonight!
Girl 1: I love dick farming!

by Lucolas May 19, 2016

Garlic farming

The act of pulling anal beads out (the beads smell, just like your breath after eating garlic)

My girlfriend didn't like using anal beads at first, but loved it once we started garlic farming.

by Knobbi August 10, 2017

Monkey Farming

Two people having sex while wearing gorilla costumes. A banana in the bum and penis in the vagina , while watching Planet of the Apes and making monkey sounds

The wife and i got bored and did a little monkey farming before the costume party.

by Krakatoa Balboa October 15, 2018