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emoticonstipated

Adjective describing a person's state of mind when they overuse emoticons in a text message or im conversation.
"Check out this text message! Jeez, he must be really emoticonstipated!"

"I like getting texts from my girlfriend, but sometimes she's just so emoticonstipated!"

"I was so emoticonstipated last night, so I sent text messages to everyone in my phone. I feel a lot better now."
by :);):(;( October 10, 2012
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emoticookie

A cookie depicting an emoticon
I made some emoticookies for the holidays, sugar cookies decorated as emoticons. That way I can give cookies according to how I feel!
by Ninjadoll January 17, 2014
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emoticon jealousy

Jealousy over a friends awesome use of emoticons.
Want to go for a 🍺?
Aw man Mohammed is so awesome in his use of emoticons I have emoticon jealousy!
or

My iphone 4 sucks, I need to upgrade to a iphone 5 to get cool emoticons.
by Pennyiswicked April 2, 2014
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emoticunt

1.A person, usually female, who uses emoticons passive aggressively.

2. A person who uses emoticons to imbue an otherwise benign message with hostility.

3. A person who uses emoticons to make an obnoxious message even more rude.
My girlfriend is such an emoticunt when she's mad- it's amazing how scathing a one-word text can be when you add some carefully selected emojis to the end of it.
by Professor Thaddeus Higgleby April 19, 2015
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Erotic Buddy

A friend who you discuss sexual things with, tells shitty jokes and gives people lap dances in chicken costumes.
Fiona: Aviv will always be my erotic buddy. He is so giving Emily a lap dance on her birthday
by Awif November 23, 2015
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Eroticasaurus

Americas sexiest dinosaur
Did you know that the Eroticasaurus had to catch and make love with over 1000 kilograms of sexy dinosaurs every hour to continue breathing due to its respiratory system being directly linked to its reproductive organs?
No I didn't know that, thank you television's Bill Nye.
by crumblyCake July 23, 2016
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erotic north

The direction an erect penis goes in the way a compass always goes toward magnetic north.
Salvator was enjoying his lemonade when Sheila strolled by. His copulation compass began to head erotic north and his mind filled with nasty thoughts.
by von groovy July 20, 2017
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