ex washina

NOUN - The collected skulls of a certain orgasmic man's washing machine after he clean's children to eat them.

I keep tripping over ex washinas, can you tell Isaac to clean up his shit?

Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the ex washinas bite!

by EsanSanSan March 26, 2022

ex freak

Someone who still talks to their ex or ex's ! Who still thinks there is hope with their ex ! One who keeps thinking about their ex and ex's !

I'm a ex freak cause I still do things with my ex

by Micheal Gibons June 27, 2020

ex-flag

Red flags that remind you of your ex.

I would date him, if he didn't have so many ex-flags.

by jade42 February 24, 2011

Ex-hoe

One who was a hoe but that shit ain’t dangling anymore

Person 1: didn’t you use to fuck with...
Person 2: shhhhhhh they an ex-hoe now

by BigPapaBDE May 17, 2019

Ex-boyfriend

A bitch who either:
-cheated on you
-broke your heart

-erased all communication with you without saying anything

These are all examples of an asshole who really doesn’t deserve you.

-I can’t believe Jack was your ex-boyfriend, he is such a dick. You deserve better

by please.let.me.be.cheese December 13, 2021

toxic ex

That one ex that you should MOST DEFINITELY not go back to.

that toxic ex just keeps coming back

by vcnusx November 24, 2021

ex-squared

Your first ex, in the event you've been divorced twice. This term avoids confusion, is succint, and has the added benefit of showing you have a sense of humor.

I'm on speaking terms with my ex, but if I never see my ex-squared for the rest of my life, it will be just fine.

by Larry the wordsmith May 14, 2016