Drumpy

Simultaneously drunk and grumpy.

Man I've had a few too many and am in such a bad mood! I'm totally drumpy.

by ohreally20 May 27, 2010

what a dump

An insult launched at someone to destroy their illusion that some place is great.
An assessment of a place of business that you visit on a back way road trip.
Your first thought at the sight of:
A low cost motel room.
A nasty eatery.
A greasy, dusty gas station with expired snack food and a gross restroom.
A line made famous by Bette Davis in the 1949 movie Beyond the Forest co-starring Joseph Cotten.

I can't believe you chose this crappy motel for our wedding night, what a dump!

by jsd9632 March 14, 2012

trauma dump

Trauma dumping is when someone unveils all of their traumatic experiences to someone else out of pity. Hoping that the other person will feel bad for them.

“Why would you cheat on me?”
“Well growing up I went through *traumatic example* so I’m sorry I’m like this now”
“Plz don’t trauma dump right now this has nothing to do with your past, you cheated on me.”

breh wym🤣

by Buttluv July 9, 2021

childbirth dump

A result of way too much applebees, this dump is a force to be reckoned with. The poor fool who falls victim to this devastating stool is subject to such a level of pain, that his hair may turned gray instantly. Survivors have described it as feeling as if a tree trunk was leaving you sideways. If your poor ass is ever deflowered by a childbirth dump, follow these steps immediately:
*scream
*call obstetrician
*hope to god he has an epidural

NOTE---this type of dump may render one paralyzed from the waist down.

Bob was in a wheelchair for eight months after a monster childbirth dump. fuckin applebees.

by jenou April 20, 2007

Dumpah

An attractive girl with a nice ass. Whenever a dumpah is seen it is appropriate to scream "DUMPAH" as loud as you wish followed by a loud "YUP" from a few of your friends if present.

Yo check that dumpah! Yup!
Checkin these dumpahs for days and days and days.

by Jvasc January 26, 2011

Dump of Death

Simply put, the Dump of Death is the ULTIMATE, the LARGEST, and the LAST dump you will ever take. This load can result in heart failure and fissures and tears in the rectum.

So when ya got the runz, don't wait, just release the bitch.

... and being found on the toilet like that is a really sad way to go.

An obese man walks into PF Chang's looking for a good meal. After finishing, he realizes he has to go. In the toilet, he starts to struggle, pounding on the wall around his booth. Moments later, he was found dead with an agonized face. A result of the Dump of Death.

by DudeDewdD00d June 11, 2009

dump tickets

1. Toilet paper: More specifically, the fast-food napkins kept in the glovebox of a vehicle to be used for emergencies in lieu of toilet paper.

today at lunch, christian stocked up on a nice stack of dump tickets for the truck, among other supplies while raiding the fixins bar.

by muffler November 9, 2008