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doughnut

GROWTH
Doughnut is a nut that grows on the doughnut tree that grows in hot environments. Some varieties are easier to grow than others and require less sprinkles, but all need to be watered with hot oil to ripen. Although this type of nut is very resistant it is still not without pests. Often you can find cops also known as police hanging on the trees eating these delicious treats which significantly reduces the harvest that costs farmers up to 10 billion dollars a year. There is no know pesticide for them yet although you distract them by damaging the environment around them.

NUTRITION
Doughnuts are well known for their great and healthy nutrients. They contain carbs that digest fast which raises our blood sugar quickly. They also contain lots of trans fats with 0 fiber which makes them one of the better options to clog your arteries and get diabetes. It also has minimal protein, minerals and vitamins so you can be certain that the body won't be able to function normally, renew itself and build its muscles.

CONLUSON
If you want to live a shorter life with lower physical and mental quality the doughNUT is one of your TOP choices!!! Other choices would be drinking used oil from restaurants, eating spam or watching kids content on YouTube.
Gordon Ramsay: is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
Chef: The salad.
Gordon R: You fucking doughNUT, of course you don't put the fucking salad in a microwave.
by AZi1123 February 13, 2021
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Dollars to doughnuts

used to bring/call/draw attention to one's confidence.
"I'd bet dollars to doughnuts he's a medical student"
by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025
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doughnut nation

A known scammer who will even scam for $1
Doughnut Nation
A person who will get close to you and scammed you
by Rathens July 27, 2023
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salty doughnut

When you take a bath with bath salts and have your ass eaten out after
My girl took a bath with some fancy lavender bath salts and I decided to eat the booty like groceries. That was a pretty great salty doughnut
by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020
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Crotch Doughnut

by zesty_dubie October 1, 2009
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Doughnut

someone whos besties with their friend owen and loves doughnuts
noah dropped a doughnut
by NoahsADoughnut January 20, 2023
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Alabama Doughnut Toss

When you're in the shower, and you take a steaming shit into your hand and toss it into the toilet.
Jerome's stomach went off in the shower, and he tried to do an alabama doughnut toss. He missed and hit the sink.
by Slongdinger69 March 19, 2022
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