The biggest douche that ever was. His douchiness is so grand it makes all the other douches seem like nice guys. And he's french.
by lesser-douche February 22, 2009
Get the Douche Suprememug. A chin strap, but douchier.
Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg are totally rockin' the douche strap in that "Motherlover" video.
by DUBS123 November 11, 2009
Get the Douche Strapmug. by Uncle Redneck December 1, 2014
Get the douche roostermug. A name you give a person who sucks at life. Their life sucks so bad that you assume they rob douche bags from women.
They dude is a major Douche Pirate, and needs to get a life.
Fuck this, that dick hole over there is a major Douche Pirate.
Fuck this, that dick hole over there is a major Douche Pirate.
by 6310 August 14, 2009
Get the Douche Piratemug. A douche bag in training. Someone who isn't fully tanned or muscled or collar popped. The brother of a douche bag who thinks he's a douche bag because his brother is a douche bag. also known as "Riding his brim."
Hey man Terrance is coming over hide the weights, he'll wanna lift and shed the douche nickel tag.
Steve's such a bro but his brother is a douche nickel
Steve's such a bro but his brother is a douche nickel
by lowbrowhumor March 15, 2011
Get the Douche Nickelmug. Someone who believes their art is superior to all others' and adds unnecessary meaning to everything they do. In their opinion, they are easily more talented than Picasso and need no critique of improvement.
Hayden was being such an art douche today in class, he wouldn't listen to anything the professor said and talked about his work as if it was a Picasso.
by BoristheTortoise October 15, 2013
Get the Art Douchemug. eg. "Everyone was keen to head to the after hours club, but Mark made us drive him home. What a douche bonnet."
by Berus November 14, 2011
Get the Douche Bonnetmug.