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Douche Nickel

A douche bag in training. Someone who isn't fully tanned or muscled or collar popped. The brother of a douche bag who thinks he's a douche bag because his brother is a douche bag. also known as "Riding his brim."
Hey man Terrance is coming over hide the weights, he'll wanna lift and shed the douche nickel tag.

Steve's such a bro but his brother is a douche nickel
by lowbrowhumor March 15, 2011
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Douche Forest

A group of douche bags in formation. They probably aren't doing anything productive. And are likely grouping in a low class public place.
Wow, look at that huge Douche Forest over there. What a bunch of posers.
by Sliter August 20, 2010
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Douche Tail

Long, excess part of one's belt, that hangs down in a douchy way, possibly bringing attention to one's genitalia. Only exhibited by an individuals with belts that are way too long.
Wearing a size 54 belt to hold up size 46 trousers, or short trousers, dangling that excess piece of leather...or other synthetic fiber belt. That braided douche tail really kicks it up one notch.
by zach galifinoccia February 14, 2012
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Mall Douche

Young Males that hang around the malls with razored spike haircuts normally with dye stripes.
Always has at least 1 or 2 flake plastic earings and or ipod white earphones that arent attached to anything.
They are normally skinny pacific islanders and dress like its 1989 and hanging out or stalking 13 year old girls.
Mall Douche
Scum
Bad fashion
Rap videos
by Moneyshot NZ December 13, 2009
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Douche Mooger

1) stealing your friends bf/gf
2) kelsey watson
3) like a douche mover, but worse.
Kelsey is such a douche mooger! She straight stole my boyfriend! hoe.

....it was on greek...sorta
by fnoodles November 5, 2009
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Douches Wild

1) Wearing sunglasses to a casual poker game.

2) Any instance of doucheism with no real term to describe it.
1) Joe is a douches wild.

2) Chad is wearing sunglasses to a casual poker game. Douches wild!
by Human/Rodite February 1, 2010
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douche patty

A "gay lil douche sucker/ chronic gay douche sucker." ; Gay ass freak.
" Man, Austin whats-his-face is a big 'ole douche patty. I feel sorry for you- know- who."
by AustinIsADoucher November 10, 2009
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