Dodge

When someone verbally or physically attacks you, you can say dodge to negate those attacks. If someone punches you and gives you a bloody nose, you will suffer injuries untill you say dodge, when you say dodge, your injuries are fully reversed. The dodge ability can only be given out by a special dodge master, and only 3 people possess this power.

Geronimo: "You are a fucking fatass"
Cark: "Dodge"

by decapitationnationsixty-nine January 19, 2023

Dodge ball

When you get smacked by a gym teacher.

When you dodge ball hits u

by BIGGÆ123 August 12, 2019

Doug dodging

The act of evading the advances of drunk older men in public settings.

The grad students wanted to check out the local martini bar for girls night but feared they’d spend the whole evening Doug dodging.

by Shell_in_az August 1, 2023

Dodge Delete

To remove the only quality part of a Dodge, a Cummins engine, and transplant it into a worthy chassis. Usually a 2003-2009 or a 1992 or older Ford.

"Dude, you've sunk enough into your 6 point blow. It's time for a Dodge delete."

Or,

"Wow, a 5.9 Cummins! To bad. You didn't get it with the Dodge delete."

by Mickey Behr August 27, 2022

DODGE-master

Beastmaster, PIMPimal, Beastimal

Holy cow, did you see that animal?
It wasn't an animal bobby, it was a DODGE-master

by paulimal September 28, 2003

shannon dodging

A girl creating blasphemous excuses not to hangout with her boyfriend

bro why is she shannon dodging

by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024

Dodging

The action of purchasing at a low cost, and proceeding to resell for a high price.

My friend is dodging me when I could buy that for retail at the store.

by Meepmorpzorp March 7, 2022