munch diving

the act of indulging in food much as you would pussy if you were muff diving.

Damn Max, you must be hungry cause you sure are munch diving into that salad.

by timmy tato July 25, 2008

Scuba Diving

When a guy slides a hand down his pants without realizing it. Normally happens while watching T.V.

Hey bro my girlfriend is coming over, will you make sure your not scuba diving in front of her like you always do.

by teitezzy January 3, 2011

dick dive

The last, late night attempt of a woman to pick up a man at the bar, party or other social and intoxicated scenario. Usually this occurs when the woman set out to get laid, and now must make such a thing happen in order to not feel the shame of dick-lack.

"Dude, she is the queen of the dick dive, took her 5 minutes to grab a bro and bail."

by Nate Froggy Frogg September 24, 2011

Suicide Dive

Like regular skydiving, except one (or more) person(s) jump out of the plane with no parachute. They rely on someone else with a parachute on the plane to jump after them and catch them before...

Black-guy: "Yo, you heard 'bout Timmy? Heard he died sky diving."
White-guy: "Yeah, I was there too. He was doing a suicide dive. When Timmy jumped, no one caught him in time"
Black-guy:"White people"

by ogDICKDICKSON December 3, 2018

munch diving

the act of indulging in an article of food such as you would with pussy if you were muff diving

"damn im hungry. Lets go be a schosid and get a salad so we can go munch diving."

by billy basket weaver July 26, 2008

Wiki Dive

When someone intentionally jumps into an online user collaborative encyclopedia to research one thing that blows up into researching multiple subjects.

Brian: Dude, you weren't on the psn last night. Where were you?

Roy: Yeah, I took a wiki dive on "The Fight: Lights out" and ended up reading everything on the video game fighting genre.

by Walter Phillips September 23, 2012

scubba diving

where you shuv your tonge up a womens fanny

i went scubba diving yestrdy =D w00t

by jako_and_adam May 15, 2007