scuba diving fuck

-the wingless version of the flying fuck.
-to fuck while scuba diving and then land on a rock and die.
-used in asking questions when not interested in an answer.
-something that is too valuable to be given.

Teacher: global warming is real.
Me: what the scuba diving fuck is that?
Teacher: soon the weather will be to hot to bear.
Me: I don't give a scuba diving fuck, I got AC.. Evolve already woman!

by SupeRmAn.ra August 4, 2010

Diving Into The Red Sea

Diving Into The Red Sea would be giving a women "oral" pleasures while she is "riding the cotton pony".

She's riding the cotton pony tonight so I'll be diving into the red sea.

by Jizon November 14, 2003

Cave Diving

When you're about to cum you place your ball sack inside a woman's vagina and try to shoot your load into her belly button while at the same time it increases pleasure.

Jason: Heard what happened to Bryan last night?

Brandon: No what happened?

Jason: He went cave diving with Melissa!

Brandon: Sick man, he probably got a hole in one.

by OriginalMacker August 23, 2011

munge diving

dig up a grave, gotta be a chick, at least 2 shovels would be good. you need at least six foot of plastic tube. get ur buddy to open the coffin, and stick the tube into her vagina hole and put the opposing end in your mouth as your friend cannonballs into the hole and you end up with a perfectly aged mouthful of munge.

ring.....ring.....
hello?
hey nate. this is chilidog.
sup chili!
nuttin. wanna go munge diving tonight?.....full moon!?!?!?
oh hell yeah! let me get my boots and shovel and i will be over!
C copywrighted apr11,2007

by brian gragg April 17, 2007

Skirt Diving

1. Where-in a parter preforms oral sex on a woman who is wearing a dress, from underneath a table, in a public place.

My girl once let me go Skirt Diving at a restaurant full of people.

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

muck diving

Where you find a dead homeless bitch, then someone puts their mouth over her pussy. Then someone jumps on her stomach and you eat whatever comes out. yummy.

Breezy and I went muck diving last weekend, but I wasnt eatin the pussy.

by Spoons April 7, 2005

Shaun Diviney

Shaun Diviney The Princess is lead singer of Short Stack who has a mass Jungle and plays guitar while making hand or arm movements in some songs

Boys Like Girls: " I wonder if Andy Clemmensen or Bradie Webb get lost in Shauns Diviney jungle "

Good Charlotte: " Ohh nahh man princess Shaun Diviney would crack a mental and shave it off! "

by Natashahahaha March 28, 2011