depression dishes

When you finally get around to doing the dishes that's been piling up for months.

"Hey Tom! i finally got around to doing my depression dishes!"

by phalluslover00 January 13, 2024

Inbox distress syndrome

When opening your email inbox causes you distress because of the volume of new tasks awaiting you

Co-worker: Why are you crying?
Me: I just came back from vacay and I'm about to check my email but I lost control of my bodily functions because of the fear of what I'm about to unleash.
Co-worker: Yep, thats called Inbox distress syndrome. I get it too.

by Mister Crapaud March 6, 2024

Anti-disestablishmentarianistic

Pertaining to or characterized by opposition to the withdrawal of state support from an established church.

Often used to refer to a person that holds this view.

My mentality is quite anti-disestablishmentarianistic today.

Hmm, you really are showing anti-disestablishmentarianistic views, I don't like that.

by Odd Rick October 5, 2025

Wash Dem Dishes

A term made by President Nick Atkinson meaning clean your vagina

Tyler:Aye You See That Girl..I Ate Her Out
The Prez:You I Heard She Dont Wash Dem Dishes

by President Nick February 17, 2014

rinsed the dishes

getting a blowjob after giving someone anal sex.. also known as ATM (ass to mouth)

Mike buried his cock in Jenn's ass and she rinsed the dishes

by dendo April 11, 2014

daniel in distress

When a man is in danger and needs saving by a woman rather than the opposite.

Person 1: Hey did you see that new James Cameron film where the guy needed to be saved by that badass chick
Person 2:Yeah I did, He's a daniel in distress rather than being the hero of the story

by daniel needs saving February 19, 2019

A piss on the dishes

When something is very simple, easy, no problem. Similar to a piece of cake, but with added rum.

You band that skank last night? Yeah mate it was a piss on the dishes.

by Jet ski Everett May 13, 2021