Flappity Dink

When a male uses his hand to rebound slap his hard erect dick against his stomach, making a "thud" sound. This action can be performed to cat call / arouse nearby females

"we were laying in bed together when he started up with his flappity dink. I knew what I had to next"

by SIRTOPMHAT November 26, 2023

Dink

Dink just means for something to be dumb or idiotic. Mostly used by the north east of England (as far as I know) and it's so funny when you put it in a completely unintelligible sentence that would make Americans go cross eyed.

Me: ,pwhar, that's ,canny,,dink, that ,liek,

My m8: ,pwhar,,why aye, m8

by yourabsolutemam December 28, 2021

Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 10, 2023

Dink

Someone that is being dumb, and or stupid. Just a piece of shit person in general.

You cheated on her ?

What a dink move

by Mcccccccc December 6, 2017

Dumpster Dink

A guy with absolutey no class and zero morals. He will fuck anything with a hole, any dirty whore, regardless of where shes been or what diseases she has.
The male version of a female being a cum dumpster.

Girl- Gross i heard that guy will dive his dick into any cum dumpster he can fjnd for the night.
Me- He's a dumpster dink, they're meant to be!

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 9, 2022

Dink

Someone who is only attractive when you are intoxicated

That guy over there is such a dink

by cbernier31 September 12, 2021

Dink

Acronym for "dual income, no kids". Primarily used as a label for individuals who can afford nice things but are also slowly being phased out of the gene-pool.

"Look at the fucker Roody and his new Audi. Dude is such a Dink."

by DefinitelySomeoneNotNamedDave November 8, 2021