deerfuck

what you yell when you see a broken tail light or head light

when i saw a broken tail light i banged my fist on the roof of the car and yelled deerfuck

by People12345 February 9, 2009

Deer Lodge

A once quaint little town in Montana that time has turned into a grungy western slum. Some residents like to flaunt their long time generational legacy, but fail to mention the overwhelming tragedy of that statement. Deer Lodge begins with the lovely McDonald's, home to all high school drop outs, and ends with an abandoned prison that numerous tourists passing through and employees of the museum pretend to care about. Deer Lodge consists of a vibrant variety of lowlifes, from the scummy prison inmates, to the unsavory prison employees, to the trashily clad individuals stumbling among the streets from bar to bar at 2am. The poverty-stricken town is scattered with tasteful mobile homes and poorly maintenanced architecture. The diverse population exists of poor white trash, Cowboys with enormous egos, hypocrites, judgemental pricks, racists, drunken farm boys, ignorant dropouts, unintelligible winers, grammatical failures, potheads, old men who control the town's unchanging atmosphere, and the occasional respectable human being who does not have the resources to gtfo. Entertainment in Deer Lodge consists of getting drunk at the bar, getting drunk at the rodeo, getting drunk at a friend's house, getting drunk in a field, or getting drunk at a bonfire. Dead end careers, self pity, and a feeling of pure despair are plentiful in Deer Lodge. If you are interested in becoming a resident of this near ghost town, I suggest you reconsider immediately.

Mentally deranged person: "Deer Lodge is great. Deer Lodge is a place of opportunity, success, and happiness. Deer Lodge is a paradise."

by Ez4 September 20, 2016

deerfield academy

deerfield academy is your cliché snotty boarding school. They pride themselves on their dry cleaned blazers and ability to “sweep shit under the rug”. For some reason, it’s community likes taking picture in front of this one door on campus. they think they’re groovy when they aren’t, smh.

person A: “deerfield academy is pretty shitty”
person B: “yeah, i heard deerfield academy accepts their male applicants first, then the female”

by ittypity October 9, 2021

Ello Deaver

A new fad among middle school and high school kids. An imaginary animal. See youtube for an animated version.

An Ello Deaver is a slow, and stupid creature. It has two legs, which it stands on and has two arms.
The Deaver Call is one of the very special features about this thing. It also has very large ears to help it hear.
It also has one nostril which hinders its smell by half.
It has two to five very large buck-teeth which it uses to eat, and bite it's enemies.
Some Ello Deavers are good, and some will bite your toes. If they can jump high enough, they will bite your shins.
If you scare or startle an ello deaver, it will explode and two ello deavers appear.
The darker the ello deaver, the rarer. Very few are black and scare often. There are many white deavers, and they vary in color.
Every 1 in 1000 deaver is a bad deaver. And every 999 in 1000 is a good one.
The ello deaver has a white, puffy tail like a rabbit's.

Hey look, it's an Ello Deaver!

by Gary Sherrill September 3, 2007

Cumback Deer

A redneck man who lives in an old shack in the woods, and oftenly comes to the city for a girlfriend , he then takes them to his shack to make babies. He lives in Florida.

Dude that cumback deer stole my wife! And he is back once more!

by Irish09guy June 12, 2008

John Deering

The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.

Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"

Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"

Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"

Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"

Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"

by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009

Devera, Philip

A B.C. that is a very generous person and thinks highly of his highly of his cadets.

Devera was quoted saying ' I think that the cadets are very hard workers and that they have been a great help to this battalionand I will miss the fun I had teasing them.'

by Carolina Rivera April 27, 2004