Another word for Semen Retention; Males retaining their semen during sexual intercourse. Just like a pension, you're saving it all up for a greater and more meaningful investment.
Man: " Yo Jemit, I made her cum twice and still made sure my shit was on demon pension"
Jemit: " Whhhhat, no way! How do you make a girl cum?"
Jemit: " Whhhhat, no way! How do you make a girl cum?"
by bramptonshordy June 1, 2020
Get the Demon Pensionmug. by Freschey October 15, 2018
Get the summoning demonsmug. The monster of every universe (bad oc mde by an idiot) he is an anti-hero; not good or bad; neutral, he has over 13,000 au's. He is an scientist
by Bandit the demon October 6, 2020
Get the Bandit the demonmug. An "easy" level that's demon difficulty in a 2D square game called Geometry Dash so it still requires precision and timing that usually is accessable to a large amount of people, even you.
You only need 2 or 3 rounds of practice before being able to crush it.
You only need 2 or 3 rounds of practice before being able to crush it.
I've beaten an easy demon again.
I BEAT THE NIGHTMARE YESSSSS!!! MY FIRST EASY DEMON but it's way too easy I think it's 7*
This easy demon is way too hard, should be medium demon.
I BEAT THE NIGHTMARE YESSSSS!!! MY FIRST EASY DEMON but it's way too easy I think it's 7*
This easy demon is way too hard, should be medium demon.
by Daadir May 29, 2023
Get the Easy Demonmug. A nigga so zesty he cant even use the term "no homo" any more because we all know damn well he meant it
"that guy over there has a gigantic cock i can tell"
"bro thats zesty"
"nah im playin.no homo"
"no bro ur a zest demon"
"bro thats zesty"
"nah im playin.no homo"
"no bro ur a zest demon"
by senpaidawe June 21, 2022
Get the Zest demonmug. the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.
Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*
by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017
Get the demon shartingmug. by vcarp September 27, 2023
Get the DL demonmug.