demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.

Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*

by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017

demonic thot

a murdery asshole who is usually pretty straightforward. might've been raised in a cult.

yeah, july's a demonic thot.

by emberly stevens June 14, 2019

Demon Kai

Demon kai is the sexiest voice you'll EVER hear. It's like an angel singing to you.

Girl: Ughhh exo kai is soooo hot <3
Guy: really? listen to this
Girl: *mortified*
Guy: Proof he sucks
Girl: WHY IS THIS FILE NAMED DEMON KAI??
Guy: *runs*

by Le Subaru August 22, 2017

demon diving

the act of opening your Italian sandwich, seeking out and removing the obnoxiously large and extremely unenjoyable peppercorns so as not to burn your mouth and ruin your lunch by eating one of those mothers

demon

"I'm going demon diving before I eat this Italian sandwich, last time I burned my whole frigging mouth on one of those mothers."

by YobiYo October 30, 2011

Release the demons

To ejaculate

Couldn't focus on work, had to release the demons to get back on track.

by For the love of Pete September 15, 2021

demonic gas

Farts so foul smelling it gags the person farting, usually acquired by eating some form of mexican food mainly taco bell

Oh my god dude I gotta give you fair warning I got some demonic gas tonightI had a burrito from taco bell.

by masta dragon red March 8, 2010

Bush Demon

When a girl has a forest growing downtown and you're afraid you'll never come out of there if you go in.

Dude, that girl is so fucking hot!
...She's a Bush Demon bro....
FUK DAT SHIT!

by Nikemexico28 July 3, 2010