Certified demon

A Certified demon is someone that exudes stereotypical "alpha/sigma" male behaviour or exudes behaviour that can be considered menacing or threatening in both a positive and negative connotation.

Person 1: "Did you see how Harold got the best grade on the test without even studying?"
Person 2: "Yeah he's a certified demon for that."

by ShadowGoldGang January 18, 2022

Demon Pension

Another word for Semen Retention; Males retaining their semen during sexual intercourse. Just like a pension, you're saving it all up for a greater and more meaningful investment.

Man: " Yo Jemit, I made her cum twice and still made sure my shit was on demon pension"

Jemit: " Whhhhat, no way! How do you make a girl cum?"

by bramptonshordy June 1, 2020

Bandit the demon

The monster of every universe (bad oc mde by an idiot) he is an anti-hero; not good or bad; neutral, he has over 13,000 au's. He is an scientist

Woah, its fucking Bandit the demon!

by Bandit the demon October 6, 2020

Demon Kai

Demon kai is the sexiest voice you'll EVER hear. It's like an angel singing to you.

Girl: Ughhh exo kai is soooo hot <3
Guy: really? listen to this
Girl: *mortified*
Guy: Proof he sucks
Girl: WHY IS THIS FILE NAMED DEMON KAI??
Guy: *runs*

by Le Subaru August 22, 2017

demonic thot

a murdery asshole who is usually pretty straightforward. might've been raised in a cult.

yeah, july's a demonic thot.

by emberly stevens June 14, 2019

demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.

Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*

by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017

DL demon

mar/uknown is known as a DL DEMON

uknown is known as a DL DEMON

by vcarp September 27, 2023