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Dodging

Flaking on the boys, leaving your fellow brethren out to dry on a night of games
Dodging - Flaking on the boys, leaving your fellow brethren out to dry on a night of games

ex. Patrick Brown, AKA Ballsrick Brown, Patrice Brownlee, Penis Eater Patrice

"Im gonna go get sum cawfee and chat up some egirls instead of gaming with you guys. See ya pussies"
by PogMonster March 6, 2022
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Dodge Dog

A hot dog with a quarter slice of grilled bell pepper on top, holding your toppings on like a sweet, juicy helmet. Named after William Dodge.
With all these delicious hot dogs and these bell peppers, what do I make? Dodge dogs.
by Bludonym May 24, 2014
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Ford Dodge

A car many people own but 98% of the dodges you see are either being sheltered in or are trashed as fuck.
Han: Hey I have a ford dodge.
Henos: Poor ass
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 24, 2022
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Dodges

A short gyani that has a radioactive pussy due to the intense smell it produces
Dodges should clean is pussy once in a while
by The marvel god September 17, 2022
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Dodge

A dodge is a person/s who avoids a challenge or confrontation from another person/s due to fearing the consequences and/ or what may take place during said challenge/ confrontation.
We asked Joe to a two on two game of basketball but he's a dodge so he's not coming to the court.
by Slavokia April 20, 2019
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Dodge dick december

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.
1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.
by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020
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Dodge

When someone verbally or physically attacks you, you can say dodge to negate those attacks. If someone punches you and gives you a bloody nose, you will suffer injuries untill you say dodge, when you say dodge, your injuries are fully reversed. The dodge ability can only be given out by a special dodge master, and only 3 people possess this power.
Geronimo: "You are a fucking fatass"
Cark: "Dodge"
by decapitationnationsixty-nine January 19, 2023
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