David

The name David describes a huge failure. Very hairy and sweaty female that prefers goats over humans. He sits when he pees and wipes from back to front. Enjoys long walks on men only nude beaches while listening to the Backstreet Boys. Refers to his female friends as homies and his male friends as babe. Most people that know David refer to him as a slapdick or Fuck boy. If you ever see a David in his natural habitat, you should stay far away.

Hey John, I woke up this morning and my ass was in pain. This is how David must feel all the time.

Did you see that hairy guy wearing a thong,holding Steve’s hand, while listening to Backstreet Boys. That’s such a David thing to do!

by Kpeee July 18, 2018

David

David is a Faggot

That guy is such a fucking David

by Seany.boyyyyy May 22, 2018

david

that one kid in class that is smart but acts retarded

damn david is such a smart retard he is also smart because he was smart enough to escape the special ed class

by big boi chandler May 25, 2019

David

The walking definition of inner rage and uncalled for tantrum explosions at any given moment

HahahHha must be having a f8t of David

by canadaskunky February 18, 2018

David

A scumbag asshole who pretends to care about you. He’s hot and easy to fall in love/become friends with. However, he toys with your emotions and lies about ever caring for or loving you. He knows it when you love/like him, but takes that as an advantage to use you to fill his sexual desires. He gets angry when you don’t comply to his requests, even if you explain multiple reasons as to why you feel uncomfortable with them. He always blames everything on you, so don’t even try to negotiate with him. He also flirts with other people even if in a relationship. He turns his back on his friends and talks trash about them if one small thing goes wrong. He excuses his attempts in violating you using stupid one-liners like “testosterone” and often peer pressures you. His exterior is kind and sweet, but he’s really a jerk.

Girl 1: OMG DID YOU SEE THAT GUY JUST NOW?!
Girl 2: YESSS. HE’S SO HOT AND SEEMS LIKE SUCH A GOOD BOYFRIEND!!
Girl 3: Don’t waste your breath, ladies. That guy is a TOTAL David. He’ll get bored of you in seconds and go off to replace you with a tramp later.

by saltytrash July 28, 2019

David

A man who enjoys downvoting others who post hilarious amazing things in group message conversations.

D - downvotes
A - all
V - very
I - interesting
D - discourse

Person 1 - Oh no! David downvoted me again.
Person 2 - He can't help the way he is. He is a David.

by 69WiseGuy69 August 12, 2019

david

A david is a person who is incapable of getting a girlfriend. They are always rejected no matter what.

"Oh my goodness, he needs to stop embarrassing himself. He's such a david!"

by MajorClapped December 8, 2018