Dakota

A guy who is the smartest in the room and has a huge 13inch schlong. He is the best!
Dakota is so nice.
by NoggleBog March 19, 2022
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Dakota

An idiot, kisses lesbians as she is one and is so dumb full of shit too
by ANONYMOUS5651 April 21, 2019
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Dakota

she is a very nice girl, she has brown eyes and has brown hair, she used to like wearing dresses but now likes wearing shorts and t-shirts. she usually would be the shy one, but if she likes a guy, she'd get FREAKY! Some guys may see that she's the type to moan hard!
dakota is tasty!
by sososoos August 29, 2019
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Dakota

A guy that is sensitive on the inside but always positive on the outside. He acts like he doesn't care about anything but he actually does. He has a relationship with only one girl that he lives, but drama surrounds him about other things. He may cheat once and might regret it, but he will love his girlfriend until the end.He is very sexy and has a dirty side too.But he will still love his girlfriend until the end.
"There Goes Dakota Looking Fine"

"Sorry I'm Taken"-Dakota
by Ganglifeee October 28, 2021
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Dakota

dakota is a fucking millie bobby brown simp. if u saw her u would too. fuck you vinny.
Dakota is a fucking simp fr fr.
by Doonie Destroyer July 28, 2022
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Dakota

A very short midget. Like so short youd think hes a fucking smurf. but don't mess with a Dakota because he will sit on you, killing you instantly. he runs around swinging massive bottle of mountain dew code red and will fuck you up.
"MY NAMES DAKOTA AND IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS CODE RED BITCH"

"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"
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