cockalockapus

When you lock back your foreskin inside a pusshole

Jimmy had to go to the hospital due to cockalockapus

by Jueputa September 9, 2023

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Cuckbuckery

A type of tomfoolery, and a tip of the hat to the way the fed prints money out of nowhere, essentially growing money from trees used to make the paper to print the money on.

This is some straight cuckbuckery to expect that I should tip a kiosk after bagging up my own groceries.

by DOINKDAYS July 10, 2024

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cuckbucks

paper money that is backed by nothing but your willingness to believe it has value, part of a mass formation

meet me in the whole foods parking lot, cuckbucks only please

by DOINKDAYS July 30, 2024

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COCKABLOCKA

When you're horny but you find out your partner is British during the pound sterling, but they show you their scrunkle doodily doo (you're not into it)

You're british?!
But I can do the scrunkle doodily doo!
COCKABLOCKA!

by MAOAAOO April 15, 2024

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