Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”
Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.
Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!
Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.
Example 4: I’m still a virgin at 47 so all I can do is have an Anne Crank.
Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!
Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.
Example 4: I’m still a virgin at 47 so all I can do is have an Anne Crank.
by JittyMan November 01, 2022
by Issa goat April 07, 2018
Another form of the ubiquitous 'wank bank'
The area of your brain used for storing images that will later be used for self pleasure.
The area of your brain used for storing images that will later be used for self pleasure.
by Ollie Raison April 16, 2008
while engaging in vigarous intercourse the male stretches out the females pussy lips to the extent where he can tie them into a knot
as i was pounding her on the table her pussy lips became so loose that i actually was able to perform the good ol' CANADIAN CRANK.........OUCH.......POOR GIRL!
by jack mehofV August 22, 2006
by Brian "Fernando" Fantana August 21, 2007
You meet a nice girl and take her back to your place. you take her into the bedroom and begin to have sex. When you are about to splurge you scream "REN EN EN EN EN EN EN" and you squirt your cum into your mouth and then spit it into your partners eyes.
by Joe "Warlock" Brinton December 31, 2007