you. you are a crackhead. you are always on crack and always smellin' like some hot cheetos. you never understand the real meaning behind "shut your fatass up." periodt.
rachel : omg look its crackhead
crackhead : excuse me? oh right, you're big fat white nasty smelly fat bitch.
rachel : ...
crackhead : excuse me? oh right, you're big fat white nasty smelly fat bitch.
rachel : ...
by kayla's whore January 30, 2020
Get the crackheadmug. Tweaker inventions
by Pridegirl101 February 3, 2019
Get the Crackhead legosmug. Person 1: “We try to keep crackheads out of the dumpster with a padlock but they somehow always get in”
Person 2: “ Oh that’s what we call crackhead ingenuity, if there’s a will there’s a way!”
Person 2: “ Oh that’s what we call crackhead ingenuity, if there’s a will there’s a way!”
by SilverBoi21 February 7, 2022
Get the crackhead ingenuitymug. 
by user262705 September 9, 2019
Get the crackhead materialmug. An ill advised and unsuccessful attempt to challenge an established (though perhaps blatantly unconstitutional) law with a case that is destined to lose, characteristically featuring a less than ideal (Guilty, for starters!) client who is usually already found guilty of something. Also refers to the bad case law resulting from that attempt, often long lasting.
A visible historical example is US v. Miller, 1939.
A visible historical example is US v. Miller, 1939.
"We wanted the question answered in a good case on behalf of law-abiding, decent people instead of the usual way that Second Amendment cases had gone up through the court in cases like US vs. crackhead, US vs. bank robber." -- Alan Gura
by Yellowfin2 October 2, 2009
Get the US vs. Crackheadmug. by Ella Kezys December 22, 2022
Get the Crackheadmug.