by firegrime October 31, 2012
Get the leather couchmug. A "Couch Girl" is a female who will go back to a male's apartment, particularly for intercourse, even if the guy is crashing on the couch and doesn't actually own a bed.
by JayLeddy July 14, 2011
Get the Couch Girlmug. A person who spends a good portion of their time watching several sports, and more importantly criticizing them, when they themselves cannot actually play any.
"Tim's dad says the Lions would be a much better team if they trade #22."
"Tim's Dad? He couldn't throw a football across the street. Only skill he has is tossing beer cans, He's a total Couch Athlete!"
"Tim's Dad? He couldn't throw a football across the street. Only skill he has is tossing beer cans, He's a total Couch Athlete!"
by Capt. Asshole February 2, 2012
Get the Couch Athletemug. E-Thug, kids who run around on Playstation Home thinking they are real gangsta's just cause they watched a few episodes of gangland and listen to rap music.
I'm a G homie 5 poppin 6 droppin or ne other random gang reference usually used out of context and will deny being a couch gangsta
by WI_Romeo March 3, 2011
Get the Couch Gangstamug. Couch cock mysteriously happens when you wake up too early in the morning, crawl out of bed and fall back asleep on the couch before morning wood can take effect. Then later waking up on the couch with a full-blown hard on stuck between the couch cushions
Tina I don't know what to do about Barry . He said he couldn't sleep last night and he got up and went downstairs for a drink and fell asleep on the couch and I woke him up this morning to find his walrus tusk stuck between the couch cushions again... I don't know how much longer the cat and I can deal with his damn couch cock. It's making a mess out of the upholstery...
by Fluffy chub January 19, 2017
Get the Couch cockmug. something or someone who sits on a couch (or other seat) as they are groped, fondled, kissed or other physical stimulant without reciprocation, response or rejection for/of the toucher.
by hollykiwi06 November 21, 2006
Get the couch slutmug. A place where a husband or wife sleeps when something isnt right in the relatonship .or they are drunk and get kicked out bed.
girl-where is mom?
boy-she is sleeping
girl- did she go to couch?
boy-yeah she went to couch about a hour ago. .
boy-she is sleeping
girl- did she go to couch?
boy-yeah she went to couch about a hour ago. .
by troubledemon March 27, 2009
Get the went to couchmug.