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Spartan Birth Control 

Simply means Anal sex. It is derived from the fact that Spartan men were forced to bond using anal sex and anal sex is often used as a birth control in modern society.
"Dude, you gunna need a condom tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just gunna stick to good old Spartan birth control."

gun control 

stupid soccer moms
gun control by IrishRepublicanArmy December 12, 2003

Trance Control

A Swedish trance group known for insanely hard hitting beats.
I just got a copy of their Trance Control's new CD, Beyond 2002

Snooze Control 

1.) A description for the fitful sleep one gets between hits of the snooze button.

2.) Using the snooze function on an alarm clock, as a means of getting sleep in 7 minute bursts.
It was so gross outside this morning, I was on Snooze Control for an hour before finally willing myself out of bed.
Snooze Control by Mercury! October 8, 2008

gun control 

An honest, law abiding citizen buys a gun illegally. He intends to harm no one. He simply wants to protect himself and his family. He is busted and sent to prison for doing absolutely nothing to hurt anyone else. There is no punishment for gun violations that can possibly be fair. I don't know why anti-punishment liberals find nothing wrong with this.
Any punishment for a gun violation is inherently cruel and unusual, rendering gun control unconstitutional at best.

Master Control 

Trying to keep cool when you have to shat and when your about to do a sports update in a college radio station.
Dude im trying to keep master control, but it aint working.