Comment Confusion

A time when you open or view a comment section on YouTube or any conversation and have no idea what the fuck the members are talking about

Dude, I can't understand what these people are saying, I think I have comment confusion

by JeffDunham420BlazeIt January 31, 2017

Condom Commercial Kid

A bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. Often associated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. Commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. Both parents and non-parents report seeing Condom Commercial Kids.

"I didn't get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (Condom Commercial Kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. On an unrelated matter, no glove--no love, so let's stop by the drugstore on the way home home..."

by arka June 3, 2008

spanish commentary

The best type of soccer commentary in the world. Makes every game exciting, especially when a goal is scored.

Person 1: 'You see the game last night'
Person 2: 'Yeah I saw it with Spanish commentary. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL'

by Johhny Leetsauce February 7, 2008

commerce twp

Place where people are high 24/7 & fly everywhere.

Joey was flying around the room, only because he lived in Commerce Twp.

by d!icksh!t July 4, 2008

Chamber of Commerce Day

Traditionally it has meant a day with gorgeous weather that would encourage tourists to visit and companies to relocate to a particular area. In Atlanta, it means a mid-October Saturday when it is 65 degrees, not a cloud in the sky, and you are out drinking on a patio with a woman who has no problem going down on you after your second date...

"Hey, it looks like a Chamber of Commerce Day this Saturday; 70 degrees, light breeze, no chance of rain, what would you say to the Treehouse for a late liquid lunch?"

by Irish Mike 2007 October 25, 2007

Colored Commentary

n. the mostly annoying but occasionally humorous narration provided by loud African-American patrons while watching a film in a public movie theater.

"The Dark Knight was enjoyable, but I could have done without the colored commentary."

by Jason Mc. August 23, 2008

dotcom comment

A comment on a website, blog, or any social Networking site that contains a link. It even includes a twitter mention.

I asked for the facts and he replied with a dotcom comment.

by tyroindian July 16, 2011