Poached Colon

Just like when you harvest an animal out of season, only you take her (or his) behind out of session.

Karen and I were having drunken sex, but during it she passed out, so I turned her over and continued the session poached colon.

by Typewriter '79 February 20, 2022

Colonizer Day

A synonym for (Christopher) "Columbus Day".

Happy Colonizer Day!!!

Fuck Colonizer Day!!!

I am off on Colonizer Day.

by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023

Colonize

When a white (typically English) individual dates and dominates their significant other.

"Did you see James' boyfriend? He's dating a Hispanic dude." "Yeah, bro can colonize."

by Golden Boy Brendan June 23, 2023

colon lock

(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.

(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.

(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.

(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.

by whitestrips April 28, 2008

Capitalistic Colonizer Day

A synonym for "Columbus Day" and can be seen in the form of an acronym "CCD" (religious torture, trauma, and violence).

Happy Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

Fuck Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).

by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023

Colonizer

when europe colonized countries they were colonizers

''mary! there are the colonizers!''

by smartrussian May 11, 2022

: (Colon)

A punctuation mark used to break apart a sentence.

That party was fun: (Colon) I can't believe that happened.

by 3DVoid May 11, 2025