Colonial Dildo Supplier

one who is so useless that they should have their own dick cut off inorder for a women to finally find a use for them by useing their dick as a dildo in colonial times.

I'm so bored I am going to just rip that mans dick off and use him as a Colonial Dildo Supplier.

by gtimbuktu105 September 9, 2010

Colonial Murderer

A killer who dresses as a knight and burns the letter "C" into her victims bodies as a trademark.

Watson: There seems to be a "C" burnt into the victims body, could this be the work of the Colonial murderer?

Sherlock: Brilliant deduction, Watson!

by Nickuhcrazy August 22, 2008

Colombian Airstrip

A landing strip (i.e. trimmed pubic hair) that's a little overgrown.

Guy 1: Was she shaved?
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: Did she have a landing strip?
Guy 2: Well it was more of a Colombian Airstrip.

by CraigKilgo August 19, 2013

Colombian Telegram

Calling a hookup the morning after to meet over coffee to discuss things.

I can't believe he gave me a Colombian Telegram after our one night stand.

by Jamaican Morse Cose February 17, 2014

colombian cockblock

Similar to the colombian necktie, this act involves strangling only the victim's penis with a rope or wire, etc. in an attempt to prevent him from banging your chick.

Jose: "Yo what up homes I heard some puto was hittin on Mercedes at the cantina last night"
Julio: "Yeah mang but I gave that hijo de puta a colombian cockblock if you know what I'm sayin"
Jose: "Smart move, dog"

by P3RV-E November 13, 2014

colonic immigration

anal sex

Hey, you up for some colonic immigration later?

by whelkstrider June 25, 2014

Colombian Poke

A firm slap on the butt.

I wasn't sure if she liked butt stuff so i Colombian poked her

by Chilly April 17, 2015