A Closter

A chick you shouldn’t of had sex with, but did anyways. Usually they are obese.

John: Look at this girl I had sex with last night!
Jim: Mate, she’s a bit of a closter, wouldn’t brag about that

by kingofthelads January 6, 2022

agnostic book of caustic

A book that rivals the bible in manner of words and format, but is done in an agnostic editorial style.

Man, don't preach to me till your read the Agnostic Book of Caustic.

by Dr Michael Shriverhelm February 14, 2014

clusterfuck

Collective noun for a bunch of turkeys

"Dude, check out that clusterfuck of turkeys over there"....."Totally"

by Bradz88 July 11, 2011

closter

A harrible town where everybody drinks and smokes excessivly.

That pot head must be from Closter

by Don Juan April 5, 2005

Claustrophobia

An intense, abnormal fear of Santa.

Oh, God, no! It's Claus! RUN, HE HAS HIS ELVES WITH HIM!

by Aldo Shabadoo February 7, 2004

Cluster-bliffed

Totally messed up, not working at all. Also could be called "Bliffed" when the situation becomes worse than totally Bliffed.

He tried to build the treehouse himself, but he totally cluster-bliffed the whole project.

by Timmay13169 May 1, 2009

clusterfuckularity

the philosophical stance of utilizing inflated jargon to obscure one's already arcane and incoherent position such that it appears intelligent

Jaclyn noted that Professor Smith's deployment of the concepts of connectivity, contemporaneity, and planetarity was in fact a clusterfuckularity.

by Minxy Noodle October 18, 2012