clever cat

A cool and hip alliteration to describe the cleverness of a person. It may also be used sarcastically when someone does something insanely idiotic.

Person 1: Jimmy disproved the theory of gravity!
Person 2: He's one clever cat!

by TiredofTyranny December 31, 2012

cleeeetie

The Scottish for clit.

That girl has a wee cleeeetie, it's tiny!

by JP@wales December 24, 2013

cleveland boner

n., The act of shoving a handful of garbage from a nearby dumpster into your pants, then stomping into the club like WASSUP.

Even though the trash holding it together was rotting away, his cleveland boner rages on.

by tsksss April 5, 2015

Cleveland door knob

It's when a girl shits in her thong and then her partner tries to fuck her ass through the shitty thong.

I tried to give her a Cleveland door knob and she shot me down.

by Danglinfury July 10, 2016

clever gaming

A youtube channel run by two middle intelligence 6 year olds.
youtube.com/c/clevergaming01

Have u seen how shitty the new clever gaming video is?

by YnotZoidberg June 5, 2016

clever monkey

A person who acknowledges, accepts, and is required to perform a simple, direct, tactical job task but continuously overthinks, complicates, and needlessly over-analyzes the task as to leave the task 1) incomplete and/or 2)grossly incorrect and assuredly causing much consternation, gnashing of teeth and other colleagues to complete the task correctly.

Patrick always felt he knew better than everyone else and, behaving like a clever monkey, independently created his own invoice format to bill customers in Comic Sans font with his favorite, grossly inappropriate 'Quote of the Day' in the footer.

by touchdown_timmy December 23, 2016

Clever Dragon

Speaking for the players in the game Destiny, many likely view this gun to be the most OP (overpowered), cancer and unbalanced gun to ever be put in Destiny aside from Grasp of Malok and other such guns that have been nerfed. For those who own and abuse a god roll clever dragon (such as myself) it is a gift from God but, for our poor victims it is the harbinger of death.
This gun is a fast firing pulse rifle that can kill enemy players in less than a second (.7 sec I believe).
Note: For those who are not Destiny players (why are you here?) a god roll gun has certain perks that increase the abilities of a gun to make it amazing and godly.
Note II: To nerf is basically to update a gun to not be as good or overpowered.

Brother raging at 1 in the morning on a school night: "This guy with his badly rollled Clever Dragon mapped me! He doesn't have a single stability or range perk! How is this possible?"
Random lucky noob playing Iron Banner for the first time: "I got some gun called the Clever Dragon. Is this good? I should probably discard it." *Equips the gun and friends die due to it being a god roll*

by SomeOnlineScrub January 19, 2017