Church Jerk

• To Masterbate in a holy or community church
• A person at church that ruins your Sunday's or that you really don't like.

If cloppin is for bronies, and fapping is for meme's, then Church Jerking must be for Christians!

by Budwudder March 7, 2015

Minecraft Church

It is a Church that you go to to hid from the Immigration police. We Pray to Mr. Potatohead. He is Our main god. We Call him Daddy. Join our Church and Follow our Insta Minecraft_Church

“ quick i need to hide from the immigration police”
“ let’s go to the Minecraft Church”

by Yah yeet yah April 13, 2019

church burgler

Someone low enough to steal from a church or likewise association

Antonio is a real church burgler

by Thepuppeteer97 March 30, 2015

Kayden Church

A complete badass, someone who does what they want when they want. A person you don't want to fuck with. Doesn't look for unnecessary trouble because they know what they are capable of. You can try to be a 'kayden church' but very few succeed.

Person 1: WTF! Did you see what they just did? I'm going to say something...

Person 2: Dude, I wouldn't do that if I were you....They're Kayden Church.

Person 1:Oh shit.

by Bernie Badass January 2, 2012

Church jumpers

1. Families that frequently migrate to different churches

2. A notorious Manhattan gang known for ransacking churches

"Those families are such church jumpers"

"HOLY SHIT IT'S THE CHURCH JUMPERS, RUN"

by Nightwatch2007 November 16, 2022

ozark church

A building project using a crooked construction company, with no intention of the project actually being completed, as a means to launder money or rip off investors.

Netflix original series Ozark features a money laundering scheme where, main character Marty Byrde, launders money through building a church and inflating construction costs.

The Tangerine Troll stole billions from people by forcing them to build a giant Ozark Church on the boarder of Mexico.

by ComradeWinston September 1, 2017

Church fucker

Someone who fucks in a church while saying holy fuck

Someone who is a dumbass

Steve you church fucker! Come back here dumbass

I knew Joe was always weird but I didn’t know he was a church fucker!

by -Bouldrboy January 29, 2021