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church juice

Church juice is cranberry juice cut by half water, the origin for church juice is

- the juice they would serve you at church camp when you were younger!

Although it seems like it would be gross it’s BUSSIN
“Man I could go for some church juice in a styrofoam cup rn”
by copelily82 =) you got it July 9, 2021
mugGet the church juicemug.

Purple church

Slang term for a strip club, most notably located in Oceanside California
"Hey bro we are going to purple church, you in?"
"Nah I'm too broke for blue balls this week"
by Midwest Danger Crew December 22, 2021
mugGet the Purple churchmug.

Church Rabbit

Single people who go to church for the sole reason of finding other individuals that they can mate with. They are referred to as rabbits because once their libido is unleashed, they reign havoc on unsuspecting virgin souls.
Bobby needed to get some, so he pulled himself out of bed on sunday morning to go to church to find him a few church rabbits. By the end of the day, he couldn't walk and was soar for weeks.
by anteater97 July 26, 2009
mugGet the Church Rabbitmug.

Technodeist Church

Technodeist Church, also referred as Technodeist Cult, is a name used to refer to churches and cults that use techodeism and scientific deism as the main base of their cults. Usually advocating the search for spiritual beings and gods on the same style of search for aliens, the development of technodeistic technologies and the creation of graduation courses related to technodeism and scientific deism.
"My city is about get a technodeist church, they are even building a big technological center for search for spiritual beings and gods here, it is really fucking crazy tho."

"Technodeist churches show so well that we can unite science with religion and spirituality, but the question is know how to do it, but how technodeism and scientific deism might be considered as sciences or even as protosciences, it is ok to do it."
by Full Monteirism January 17, 2021
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Church Jeans

The least worn out jeans in one's wardrobe, reserved for special occasions such as church on Sundays. These jeans are normally utilized by those to whom khakis are considered "fancy man pants."
"Honey, have you seen my church jeans? I can put my whole hand into the holes in my other pairs."
by Krums1&4 May 13, 2016
mugGet the Church Jeansmug.

thando church

A person that always has a convincing reason for not going even if they leave next door or 5minutes away from church
Also known as:the holiest mgedeni

Me:does Thando church
Her:uhm sometimes
by Le_ra September 29, 2019
mugGet the thando churchmug.

ozark church

A building project using a crooked construction company, with no intention of the project actually being completed, as a means to launder money or rip off investors.

Netflix original series Ozark features a money laundering scheme where, main character Marty Byrde, launders money through building a church and inflating construction costs.
The Tangerine Troll stole billions from people by forcing them to build a giant Ozark Church on the boarder of Mexico.
by ComradeWinston September 1, 2017
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