the colorado Q-tip is a sexual move perfected by the rugged miners of Denver, Colorado. to execute this maneuver, one must first get into a position similar to 69. Then, the male proceeds to insert his fist into the females butt hole, pumping forcefully. Then you must accomplish the tricky task of peeing in the girl's ear.
Example One
“Yo Jake, I got my girl spunk drunk last night!” –B Money
“The Bitch put out?” –Jake
“YEEEEAH BOYEE! I gave her the Colorado Q-Tip!”
Example Two
"Shoot girl, it sure was weird when B-Money pissed in my ear last night!'
"you mean youve never had a Colorado Q-Tip before?"
“Yo Jake, I got my girl spunk drunk last night!” –B Money
“The Bitch put out?” –Jake
“YEEEEAH BOYEE! I gave her the Colorado Q-Tip!”
Example Two
"Shoot girl, it sure was weird when B-Money pissed in my ear last night!'
"you mean youve never had a Colorado Q-Tip before?"
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Get the Colorado Q-tip mug.When a female is sucking a dudes balls then the ball sack rips. She takes your balls and starts to juggle them. Then she proceeds to shove them in your mouth in a very hostile way.
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Colofornia, aka Colorado: cow town, unknown affordable state, was more like the wildwest in the rual areas, but now just a tourists slut, and druggie meca. The state if full of trust fund babies from either coast, pot heads, tree fucking yuppies libtards, californians, closet-queer hipster twinks, grossly rich pumpus ass republicans and a bunch of douch bag out of state poeple who are ruining everything that was colorado. This state is full of robots who follow what ever the latest fad is, from yoga and suburu, to every one having to have a dog, being on a gluten free diet (but can drink $10 beer), hating anyone who has work for living and can think for them selves. Traffic is horrible, poeple have no respect, everywhere smells like pot, meth or herion junkies at every bus stop and in ever ER constantly, low wages, high rent, lack of full time work, over packed hiking trails, bills to close more trails due to over use (example hanging lake). Self entitled coke snorting, pot vaping, trust fund babies.
COLOFORNIA- aka; Colorado: lets go get ripped and shred some powders on the slopes. If we cant afford the weed we'll try meth, its cheaper anyway.
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Get the chaoran mug.The coolest place on plant earth. If you are one with nature and loves wildlife, Larkspur is the place for you! It's a small town full of people of all ages, if your looking for a good place to party or just chill, it will be in the Lark, as the natives like to call it. Deer are seen nearly every day on the sides of the roads and in the summer, bears are seen occasionally. Pine trees surround every inch of the land and everything is a beautfiul sight. Many people that don't know Larkspur say it's boring, but the fun is right under their nose. There are local waterfalls that are within walking distance from most Larkspurians. There are also off road dirt trails and an abandoned mine! There is always something new to do in Larkspur if you just have a little fun searching for it.
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Get the colorado mug.Choral Sex is the act of receiving oral pleasures from a choir singer. The term comes from the combination of Chorus and Oral Sex.
Dude 1: "Dude, did you get a blowjob from Becky? She's in chorus!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, dude! Choral sex rules!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, dude! Choral sex rules!"
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