Chimpler

Portmanteau of cheaper and simpler.

It's chimpler to buy a desk than to make one.

by Cilldar September 2, 2010

Pimp Chimp

A Beginner Pimp; One who has just started pimpin'.

Pimp One: What the hell is that man doing. He can't get a single girl.
Pimp Two: Aww man he's just a Pimp Chimp, leave him alone.

by Air Jesse April 28, 2008

chimp-in-chief

George W. Bush,President; appointed/annointed by the Supremes.aka Thief-in-chief,Chimpy,Choda Chompimg Chimpy,Smirking chimp,Chimp-chimp cherie,etc.

The beetle-browed chimp-in-chief hunkered down and shat upon the Bill Of Rights.

by melwoods July 11, 2004

chime in the slime

Local term for a digital counter with a green readout submerged in the River Liffey immediately upstream of O'Connell Bridge, Dublin, Ireland some time in the mid-1990s and intended to count away the remaining seconds to the start of the year 2000 CE. Within a matter of weeks it was clogged up with scum and dirt, broke down and had to be removed.

What do you think was better: the stiletto in the ghetto or the chime in the slime?

by Fearman December 10, 2007

chimpdog

The most offensive of terms which should only be used in the most extreme situations or if you like getting people really realy pissed off.

derived from the words 'chimp' and 'dog' a 'chimpdog' is the worst of hybrids, a creature so vile it belongs no place on earth.

'hey dude. you suck balls'

'yeah well you're a chimpdog'

'what the fuck did you just say?'

'nothing'

'seriously go fuck yourself cos thats low man. that's nicky neagle ratpiss.'

by Professor Bometech March 17, 2009

Chimp Wank

It is the act of taping ones penis to ones leg with either tape or cling film and wanking with his leg like a chimp.

The main advantage of this is that one can still eat and drink at the same time like a Sir.

Sir 1 "Dude we used so much tape and cling film"
Sir 2 "What having a chimp wank?"

by Bashtoe August 23, 2012

Chime Dog

A person - usually in a public forum such as a seminar or public speaking event - that likes to "chime in" unsolicited comments when the speaker is speaking or giving his or her presentation. That person's incessant chimes are reminiscent of a barking dog that impedes the natural flow of the presentation.

"Man, can you believe that chime dog in the pinstriped suit from this morning? 30 minutes in I wanted to tell him to shut the F* up and to put a dog muzzle on his face."

by BigBartski January 8, 2016