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Evil Cart

Evil Cart is a weed cartridge that was/turned evil and now feast's on people who hits it causing the person to turn evil or overdose.
John: yo look at this cart i got!
Mike: why does the cart look evil?
John: I dont know but its fine!

"SEVERAL HOURS LATER"
John: i think you were right that carts evil!
Mike: ....
John: are you okay?
Mike: *Evil noises"
John: Shit!
John: now thats cart is a Evil Cart!
by evil cart enjoyer August 18, 2024
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Cart killer

Someone who finishes a cannabis oil cartridge in less than 5 days.
Dude I really need to chill I’m on my second cart of the week.

You’re a cart killer.
by jmoneyswagboner March 15, 2023
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shopping cart abandonment

"Shopping Cart Abandonment" is the digital equivalent of window shopping, where you embark on a virtual treasure hunt, gleefully tossing everything you desire into your online cart. It's a thrilling fantasy shopping spree, where you play billionaire for a fleeting moment in time, minus the actual spending part. After hours of careful selection, and with your cart brimming with dreams, you abruptly close the tab, leaving your virtual haul behind. It's the art of filling your cart with hope, only to ghost it with the finesse of a master abandoner, making it the ultimate no-cost escapade in the world of e-commerce consumerism.
"In the grand Shopping Cart Abandonment Olympics, Jessica scored a gold medal by expertly loading her cart with luxury goods worth a small fortune, only to abandon it with a click, proving she's a world champion in the high-stakes sport of 'look but don't buy'."
by PopNeoglyph January 6, 2024
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Cart King

Slang for someone who reigns supreme in the realm of weed pens, adept at navigating the highs and lows of vaping THC oil with finesse and style.
Jake became known as the cart king among his friends for his expert handling of his weed pen during their late-night sessions.
by PENJAMIN PATROLLER April 29, 2024
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Cuck Cart

My friend just bought a Cuck Cart now I don't talk to him.
by cfbdfgd March 7, 2022
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Shawny Carts

The most cancer inducing 25$ carts attained from mr. Zimmerman(shawny) including but not limited to Glo Extract, and Gold Coast clear.
"\your goofy ass pulled to up the function wit mids, If you aint pullin up with "shawny carts" dont pull up
by 38SPESH June 12, 2022
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cart memory

When your memory is so fucked up because you smoke carts 24/7.
guy 1 : “I can’t find where I put my phone, I had it just a second ago.”

guy 2 : “Maybe you’d know where you put it if you didn’t have cart memory.”
by cdh423man February 3, 2024
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