Canada's History

A sexual game involving two or more people, where the parties involved mutually insert pieces of hockey equipment into the anal cavity. The game is played on a point system, where different pieces of equipment are worth different points. For example, a puck is worth 5 points and a hockey stick is worth 3 points for every inch that the receiving partner can insert into the anal cavity. If any participant is able to insert an entire goalie mask into the cavity, that person is automatically declared the winner.

Notes:
Personal lubricant is allowed for this game, as long as all partners are using equal amounts, and as long as the lubricant is maple syrup.

In Canada, the game is usually played with music from the band Rush and taped skits from the show SCTV playing in the background.

Tom was complaining of soreness after a long night of playing "Canada's History."

by NothingAsItSeems February 5, 2010

Canada's History

The act of utilizing a pair of moose antlers as gynecological stirrups while pouring maple syrup out of the Stanley cup onto your partner. Spanking with Canadian bacon is optional.

Look out baby. tonight I'm going to school you in Canada's History

by battleboybassist February 4, 2010

Canada's History

When a man forces his girlfriend or spouse to dress up like his sister and then does her in the booty.

You are severely mistaken if you think I am taking part in Canada's History, with you.

by UncleMom February 5, 2010

Canada's History

One of the forbidden sexual practices of the world, where the woman spreads maple syrup over her male partner, puts a ball gown and stockings on his sticky body and begins pegging him with a moose antler that's partially inserted into her vagina while singing 'Oh Canada' and burying his face into a Stanley cup full of cum and urine using her left foot.

I yearn to teach you about Canada's History, honey

by Nuclearo March 1, 2010

Canada's History

A furry, buck-toothed rag you could wring for eternity and never squelch a drop of blood or semen. Formerly called "The Beaver." Flag modelled after the quintessential Canadian still life, "Politely Railing a Virgin From a Safe Distance!" See also, The Juices of My Labour.

When you throw Canada's History against the wall, you're lucky if you get hit with a lawsuit!

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

Canada's History

The sexual act of inserting a moose antler into a beaver on the back of a Royal Canadian Mounted Police constable during the Stanley Cup challenge. A mooseknuckle can be substituted if it's another Wings/Penguins matchup, and the antler may be inserted in Stephen Harper on Boxing Day or Stephen Colbert in the Vancouver Olympics.

Wow, you really gave Stephen a dose of Canada's History there, eh?

by lionscorp February 5, 2010

Canada's History

The most repulsive sex act known to mankind, involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

1. Don't be a Noob, remember the lube!

2. Fill up woman with maple syrup by use of anal beer bong.

3. Store Stanley Cup in male's rectum

4. Woman must spray maple syrup from butt into Stanley Cup in the man's rectum.

5. Hollow out antlers to function as "crazy-fun-straw" to drink maple syrup from man's rectum.

6. Rinse, repeat, maybe switching gender roles.

7. Proceed to make sensitive, passionate love.

"Could you help me with the groceries, honey? I'm a little sore from when Condoleeza Rice gave me an in-depth reenaction of Canada's History yesterday."

"Sure, okay Dad..."

by KT151LN February 4, 2010