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Concord

Concord is a town in Eastern Massachusetts full of cool, smart, rich kids (and druggies, but not many). Most of them are not druggies and know that their town is wealthy. Others are just dumbasses and sniff sharpies and think that they are ghetto. Concord is known for being the start of the Revolutionary War with the shot heard around the world. This actually happened in Concord, not Lexington. Concord is also known for its great school systems, which are actually better than the ones in towns like Acton, even though Acton likes to think they are just as good (but they are not). People like Louisa May Alcott, Henry David Thoreau, and Ralph Waldo Emerson lived in Concord. Don't mess with kids in Concord, because chances are one of them will grow up to be president.
Kids who live in Concord are probably smarter than those that live in, say, Acton or Carlisle.

Most houses in Concord are not worth a million dollars.
by Katie884 July 28, 2008
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Concern Troll

A term of abuse. Mostly used in forums where there is a fairly well-defined orthodoxy, usually political (it could be conservatism, feminism or nearly anything else) that all members are assumed to agree with by default, "concern troll" can refer to nearly anyone who expresses disagreement or skepticism about some aspect of that orthodoxy, while agreeing with other parts of it.

Supposedly, the idea is that the "concern troll" is actually an adherent of some other, opposing orthodoxy, disingenuously pretending to be sympathetic to the goals of the forum in order to disrupt it or sow dissent. Perhaps this actually happens (this longtime forum user is skeptical, having NEVER seen a clear example), but usually, the accusation comes from someone who can't imagine honest disagreement with his or her favored ideology, and thus says more about the accuser than the accused. Basically it's a bludgeon used by people with very black-and-white views on some topic, against anyone more nuanced than themselves.

Accusing someone of being a concern troll is generally a bad idea. Even if you're right about the "troll"'s motives, which you probably aren't, that doesn't make the "troll"'s arguments wrong; in other words, calling someone a concern troll is a basic ad hominem fallacy. The term is used to shut down, rather than to advance, discussion.
I tried to tell them their statistics were discredited decades ago, but they just shouted me down and called me a concern troll.
by Eater of Cheese 2 August 28, 2013
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tegan and sara concert

Refers to a group, a person, an object, a place or an action that is inherently lesbionic.
those girls with matching scene haircuts are a total tegan and sara concert
by Rachel Greenwood July 7, 2010
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concrete breaker

big hude D cell (internet ordered) vibrator made out of cheep plastic that cracks easly and causes television interfrence and is owned by swingers which can be used on him or her (or both if they r lucky)
lets go up stairs for some concrete breakin babe (and when were finished go the shop for a slab of miller bitch!)
by baztheman September 29, 2003
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Concert outfit

A meticulously-planned, painstakingly-crafted, slightly revealing outfit, worn by a hysterical teenage girl to a Justin Bieber, One Direction, Ed Sheeran or similar concert. Created under the impression that the performer(s) will notice the girl and her outfit, among the sea of tens of thousands of other girls in identical concert outfits.
Person A: Dude, check out Anna's Facebook status
Person B: Yeah, she's made a concert outfit. I bet she spent three months planning that out.
Person A: I bet she took half an hour posing for that photo in order to garner maximum likes.
by Brickdictionary118 February 26, 2013
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Ass concrete

The mark left on the bowl of the toilet once you've taken a huge dump
"Holy shit... Dude, clean the bowl... you left some epic ass concrete"
by Nigel stapleballs April 10, 2009
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concordia

A village in the state of Kansas that has probably the most conservative, shallow-minded, bigot people ever...seriously. There is absolutely nothing to do and the people there usually have to adopt the ways of people around them and what they see on MTV in order to "stay cool". Don't move here unless you hate black and hispanics and love to be surrounded by white trash people who still think the "ipod" is a new thing.
Kyle: Hey man, I go to school in Cloud County, Kansas, where do you go?

John: Why the hell would you go there, dude?? Isn't that in Concordia??

Kyle: Fuck yeah it is! I wreckon the chicks are real hot and have tramp stamps.

John: Um wow, that was so 2001 that tramp stamps were in..now they are just trashy.
by SOME RANDOM BODY May 30, 2009
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