Homer comment

To make a comment that is completely idiotic and moronic.

To say the Cowboys are America's team is a homer comment

by HTTR4LIFE June 15, 2016

No Comment

Oli has a 1.1 inch penis

'oli has a small penis, no comment'

by Chelseafan123 March 10, 2023

Comment Coyote

The worse version of a Comment Vulture. Instead of exploiting replies to self-promote, these guys like to exploit replies to insult anyone following that thread, almost always for trolling and nothing more. The most infamous of Comment Coyotes is ForgiveZharion, who may as well be the most nefarious troll of the 2020's.

SOMEONE: "Hopefully no Comment Coyotes come here to ruin the fun!"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"

by Jsslade October 13, 2022

Comment Block

Commenting on something with the sole intention of making sure no one else comments on it.

Original: Finally got my spikes yeah boy.
Comment: I like it in the anus
OP: you just comment blocked me

by nickmaneffn May 11, 2011

Comment cloture

The act of ending a comment thread on Facebook by "liking" the other person's comment instead of providing a response. Named for the process of ending a filibuster in the US Senate.

The conversation was starting to look like a flame war, so I "liked" his comment to cut it off. Comment cloture FTW.

by Halestormstopper January 25, 2011

Fuck Boy Comment

Where a boy comments on something that wasn’t supposed to be sexual but turns it sexual.

Her - yeah I was just going to jump in the shower and then head out

Him - well I can come over and help you 😏

Fuck boy comment

by Slay all day 22 July 7, 2020

Comment-cloning

Used to refer to a common bug in various comment systems in which a single comment is submitted, only to be followed by one or more copies of the same comment.

That wasn't me, It's just YouTube comment-cloning again.

by Repaerrepeej May 10, 2018