Something that is so fucking cool and is so awesome like getting more cash back from the cashier than expected
by The bitch with the biggest bal May 1, 2018
Get the Clutchmug. The act of two backwoods family members fiercely and grabbing each other's twig and berries in an overtly but secretly gay manner. Usually followed up by an extremely gay wink.
by OminousGuy72 April 17, 2016
Get the country clutchmug. A clutch pipe is someone who talks about cars and is generally obsessed with machinery but is not a mechanic. A person can also be a clutch pipe by going off on one about any subject that they know the other person doesn't know too much about.
by Clutchpipekilla September 4, 2014
Get the Clutch pipemug. When someone suddenly performs way better than usual in an important moment, like hitting the winning shot or finishing an assignment last minute and still getting an A
by MaDiRd September 10, 2025
Get the Clutch Modemug. by tia.9544 April 22, 2022
Get the Butt clutchmug. When you and your active guild mates die in a guild battle, and the CPUs manage to win the match at the very last moment you think you’re fucked.
by Gvcd May 16, 2018
Get the Clutchmug. The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.
Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."
by stupid_idiot February 6, 2012
Get the Man clutchmug.